Wednesday

SURVIVOR CHINA: Prologue

It's Survivor time. While the cast changes every season, the roles almost never do.

Grey Beard:
He has the grey and the beard, but he's only 47, for god's sake. I’ve gotten women older than him in trouble. In fact, this is the youngest cast ever; with only 2 members over 40 and none older than 47 year old chicken farmer Steve "Chicken" Morris. Would they have cast him if a high school knee injury hadn’t ended his dream of making a name for himself in the septic system business?

Gay Guy:
A flight attendant named Todd (talk about your unexpected twists!).

Beauty Queen:
Amanda, 2005’s Miss Montana and 2006’s Miss Earth (Yeah, sometimes. Don’t you?).

Bartenders:
Dave (doing double duty as Former Model)
Aaron (pulling extra shifts as Surfer Dude).

Mom:
40 year old lunch lady and mother of 3, Denise. I worked in the cafeteria kitchen to pay my tuition at Assumption H.S. and I’ve got to tell you: NEVER, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TRUST THE LUNCH LADY. EVER. FOR ANY REASON. AND DON”T MAKE HER MAD, WHATEVER YOU DO.

Christian:
Leslie, a Christian radio talk show host (with the baggage attached to that resume it must have taken forever for her to clear customs).

We’ll have to wait to see who in the cast will be playing the other roles: Flirt, Laziest idiot in camp, Stud, Asshole, Bitch, Master Strategist…. It’s Survivor time!

See you right after the show with VPTV Survivor China: Episode 1.

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1 comment:

BreAnn said...

Todd will be the master strategist, mark my words.